Respect to @TheOnion for cutting his parents out of pic so he can pretend its his apartment.
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Holy cr@p, I love you guys. All these years later, the content still hits the mark.
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There is no post-peak Onion.
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got this bed-wetting loser beat! 95.37% of my memories are shame-based.
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Nonsense
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I agree. No way it's above 83%.
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I think its a survival thing. You're supposed to learn something - like any fool can survive puberty.
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And 13% Booze-Based.
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Seems about right
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Wait until he finds out he's on twitter.
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