Uhh, all sainthood is posthumous.
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Uh, not true, but it's a joke, so ...
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Man, you guys have gotten really dark lately.
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Remind you of anyone
@fiestamassive05...
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That's no halo, it's a lampshade!
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If you believe in purgatory, limbo, and indulgences, then all sorts of unscriptural things are possible.
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i don't get this one at all but i only read the headline
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Miracles included operating heavy equipment while drunk w/o accidents & always remembering everything he said & did while drunk.
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That could actually happen
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Thank you for this.
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