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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Apr 2017

    Ecuadorian Officials Starting To Get Sick Of Julian Assange Always Leaving Dirty Dishes All Over Embassy http://trib.al/6e6MVor pic.twitter.com/3cC02WBV1g

    5:37 PM - 30 Apr 2017
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    • James taco oatmeal fal Logan Lt. Moose Kronkdozer Cheydinal Cassandra Shennum Pope Hamilton III Gondolfo Morgobard 🎲
    23 replies 438 retweets 1,207 likes
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      2. Kate with a Y‏ @pinkkatydid 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a bit more downstairs definition than I needed

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. theBurlyChef‏ @theBurlyChef 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @pinkkatydid @TheOnion

        Yeah Assange is packing

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Paul Devine‏ @ManSpanx 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paul Devine Retweeted The Onion

        i am pretty sure Assange and Gorsuch share the same body which is a whole other Onion article.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/858742322774913024 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Gorsuch Nervous About Showering In Front Of Other Supreme Court Justices http://trib.al/O8AEkAm  pic.twitter.com/R2ivyHjXIL
        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Paul Doherty‏ @paul_r_doherty 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ManSpanx @TheOnion

        Have you ever seen them in the same room?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Paul Devine‏ @ManSpanx 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @paul_r_doherty @TheOnion

        Yes. Gorsuch was watching reruns of Assange's Russian television show while Assange gave him a back rub.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Embassy staff was also irritated with all the noise from installing Pamela Anderson's swing above 'sexy'Julian's computer.

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      1. Stephen Wojtowicz‏ @Wojji16 30 Apr 2017
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        @pushpi I found this funnier than it should be

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      1. Ame 雨‏ @hare_2002 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and can we get a courtesy flush now and then?

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      1. ;‏ @Earth1Citizen 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JulianAssange lol

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      1. Kela Mulenga‏ @Kela_Mulenga 5 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll take this onion story with a pinch of salt, pun intended.

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      1. Andolsa (Annie) Arevalo‏ @andolsarevalo 30 Apr 2017
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        isn't Pam Anderson willing to move in?

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      1. (((zoe steinbean)))‏ @tinytinydoe 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        onion why did you give him such a big dick

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      1. de_Plazza‏ @de_plazza 30 Apr 2017
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        bueno...pic.twitter.com/aktzeVh5Lm

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      1. Check Your Voting Registration Again!‏ @wtime90 30 Apr 2017
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        😂

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      1. James Hamilton‏ @JamesHa43732725 30 Apr 2017
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        I THINK Pamela should bring him some new underwear.

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      1. Joseph Marku‏ @Aurelius3395 30 Apr 2017
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        Can we invade Ecuador?

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      1. Sufi‏ @SufiSoof 30 Apr 2017
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        And drinking orange juice from carton & putting empty milk container back in the fridge & pretending didn't see the name on lunch he ate&...

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One thing to look after, either leaks or the dishes in the sink.. it's clear what I've chosen. Neither!!

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