Obviously we are gunna need a list of all the things @TheOnion followers are offended by, just to be safe.
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thanks for not censoring yourself at the whim of others. Keep being The Onion - they can unfollow.
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Keep being insensitive to the realities of others' horror. Just b/c none of your family's gone missing doesn't make it funny.
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and how do you know that none of my family has gone missing?
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I generally like your satire but this is a bit disturbing to say the least
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.... and here come all the idiots taking offense....again. Can't locate the unfollow button.
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Fucked up. Funny but fucked up
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Apparently no one at The Onion has had a child go missing. Find another subject, this one's 'wrong'.
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This is awful
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Possibly the most tasteless headline in history. I've never been so proud to be a fan.
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Damn, Onion.
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Can I order a dozen?
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It's f af
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And next season, when the 'Hope against Hope' range lacks a certain sense of futile anguish?
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Damn the fuckery of it all...
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