I can't subscribe to @TheOnion - I'll forget I'm reading a parody and tweet it's facts to everyone.

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Did you know that Trump was seen leaving Marine Le Pen's house in the middle of the night?!
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And HAWAII=50th State The
flag=50 stars, NOT 39 stars
Healthcare is complicated
Tax-Reform is more complicated
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Moonies don't pay taxes!
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Don't forget Mar-a-Lago.
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Don’t forget that
@MarsCuriosity has claimed Mars for the USA as well. USA! USA! USA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Includes U.S. territories of Northern Mariana Island, Samoa, D.C., and
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we can't claim other planets as no one has any right to them. shit the next thing you know they'll start selling land to people. just stupid
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no this is troubling to say the least.
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murica
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