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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Apr 2017

    David Crosby Shows Photo Of Dwarven Blacksmith To Barber To Give Idea Of What He Wants http://trib.al/VOxmKbD pic.twitter.com/mAlZVpy1mY

    9:39 AM - 28 Apr 2017
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    19 replies 524 retweets 1,500 likes
      1. Danny Baker‏ @prodnose 28 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think you'll find it is entirely the other way round.

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      1. Melissa‏ @melissa_wc 28 Apr 2017
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        He Almost Cut his Hair!

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      1. Hadrian L. Lemprière‏ @olavolsen 28 Apr 2017
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        David Cosplay

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      1. Zach Wendt‏ @zach_wendt 28 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @torikamal

        Zach Wendt Retweeted Zach Wendt

        I think I recognize that barber shop!https://twitter.com/zach_wendt/status/830949724710645760 …

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        Bofudd of the North, son of Bofur pic.twitter.com/W8ziJ0SXNW
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      1. David S Husskins‏ @TheHussman 28 Apr 2017
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        I see, you too, remember the instructional video from the old 'Dragonstrike' board game from TSR. The Dwarf in said vid approves.pic.twitter.com/GKaXcg6Y8o

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      1. Phantom Engineer‏ @juba12_35 29 Apr 2017
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        @thedavidcrosby you didn't write Suite: Judy Blue Eyes for them to talk about you like this, oh wait

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 28 Apr 2017
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        Gotta Dig The Lobster Claw Eyebrow, Lol

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      1. Rod Howitzer‏ @RodHowitzer 28 Apr 2017
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        poodle ears

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      1. Blake Jarvis‏ @JakeBlarvis 28 Apr 2017
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        @kbhowareya

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      1. Grab‏ @chrisgrabme 28 Apr 2017
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        😂😂😭😭 yoooo

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      1. Raging  🎃wlbear‏ @RagingOwlbear 28 Apr 2017
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        Darn hippies. AmIright?

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      1. TeeDotTheSix‏ @teedothesix 28 Apr 2017
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        Ha-ha-ha. "Dwarven blacksmith." You guys!

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      1. Jon Doe‏ @DijonDoe 28 Apr 2017
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        What? His hair looks nothing like a Dwarven Blacksmith. But I could see a Dwarven Blacksmith having a similar haircut though...

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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford 28 Apr 2017
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        "Dwarfish" would've scanned better. I thought you were referring to an NBA player at first.

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      1. BLÅSPH€MŸ™‏ @mehorshiboo 28 Apr 2017
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        My other half always gets after me when the "Andy Rooney Eyebrow" starts to set in.

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      1. Bonzo‏ @stevieray__ 28 Apr 2017
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        @Shagriculture 😂😂😂 ...wait for it ☝🏽 .. 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1.  🅿HIL 🎃 🕸 🕷‏ @ThePeej3RD 28 Apr 2017
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        he has He-Man hair but with the top down.

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      1. BrianViera‏ @BrianViera27 28 Apr 2017
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        @artiequitter This the hairstyle you are shooting for. Moderation on the boy and girl but cut yo fucking hair bro!

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