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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Apr 2017

    Mark Zuckerberg Touts Complete Lack Of Cannibalism On Facebook Live So Far http://trib.al/1a2j8UV pic.twitter.com/BWTLy0oiav

    12:30 PM - 27 Apr 2017
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    • Mary B Pierre-Simon Laplace alicia Jon McAdory benjamin sandeep Vishwakarma leave jill stein alone Omkar Panhalkar Bill Heller
    22 replies 519 retweets 1,323 likes
      1. Invincible Defeat‏ @GeezerHead 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I Laugh... therefore, I re-tweet.

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      1. Lawrence Hurley‏Verified account @lawrencehurley 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @David_Ingram

        It's only a matter of time

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      1. Stephen + Karen‏ @getrealtheatre 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For now.

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      1. Sarita Rani‏ @saritax 15 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DraisyMorris

        ROFL. Danke. This made my day.

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      1. Michael Openshaw‏ @mopenshaw 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        And the lead story on the news tonight, Cannabalism video shown on 14 FB pages. Nothing says 'Hold my beer" as much as an Onion post.

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      1. Fred Fell‏ @fredfell 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One day Mark Zuckerberg you're going to have to answer for what you have done and history may not be kind.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about the way they are eating up the competition with financial leverage. Can't go hungry at the zoo.

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      1. Tenzin‏ @yakuzaamdo 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must get members must get members must allow trash must get members

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      1. Timothy Pfaff‏ @schrekerman 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeromeTaylor

        Countdown started.

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      1. Phillip Safao‏ @SafaoPhillip 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is truly amazing! Zuckerberg deserves some award 🏅

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      1. Han Shot First‏ @han__shot_first 27 Apr 2017
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        Well, it's something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      1. MJRHof‏ @HardTruthonLife 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @CliffBarackman

        Cannibalism no, live murder I'd say probably is pretty close.

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      1. nan m wyatt‏ @ifitweremydream 27 Apr 2017
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        i knew satan liked himpic.twitter.com/UG6xUwi5aT

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      1. Vitor M Ferreira‏ @vitferr 27 Apr 2017
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        Correction: There are millions of souls devouring each other?!

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      1. om7‏ @racso77772 27 Apr 2017
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        LOOKS LIKE A ROBOT!

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I chewed my fingernails. Doesn't that count as cannibalism? Or do they have to be someone else's?

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      1. Randy Lane‏ @landyrane 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give people ideas

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      1. Brenda #IVoted‏ @bcarter0917 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take the feature off. There are other social media tools ppl can use to record videos

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