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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Apr 2017

    Hands-Off Mom Lets Kids Create Own Psychological Issues http://trib.al/4LI50xx pic.twitter.com/7ZxeUOKdUT

    3:41 PM - 26 Apr 2017
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    16 replies 518 retweets 1,839 likes
      1. C-Rayz Walz‏ @C_Rayz_Walz 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I Love This Woman. Who is she? Hook Us Up!!!

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      1. BetterInBoston‏ @BetterInBoston 26 Apr 2017
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        Looks kinda like a man with boobs....

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      2. Johanna‏ @ThenJoSaid 26 Apr 2017
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        I'm such a hands-off mom I didn't even bother to have kids.

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      1. codeine flavored fiji water‏ @peteydiamonds 26 Apr 2017
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        That mom got nice tits tho

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      1. Gav.‏ @goldifancy1 26 Apr 2017
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        get on the bangers on dat milf boi.

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      1. docxen‏ @docxen 26 Apr 2017
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        is that parker from gold rush?

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      1. BallzMaltos‏ @BallzMaltos 26 Apr 2017
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        She looks like she likes to party #dirtymom

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      1. RP McMurphy‏ @blacklabelbob 26 Apr 2017
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        @jordanbpeterson will get a kick out of this

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      1. John Maksuta‏ @JohnMaksuta 26 Apr 2017
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        Ya #FakeNews! Hahaha did you all freak out when Obama was passing laws to stop http://fake.news ?

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      1. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 26 Apr 2017
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        Parenting goals right there

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      1. Mikaela Schoon‏ @MikaelaSchoon 10 May 2017
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        @sullpatricia lol what

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 27 Apr 2017
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        They'll blame her anyway. Society, video games, and TV will also deny responsibility, as will druggy friends they hang out with..

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      1. ୧(╬ಠ益ಠ)૭ Bear-Ass‏ @LegendaryAsshol 26 Apr 2017
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        So what your saying is ..this mother has an SJW feminist as a child

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 26 Apr 2017
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        I admit, it's difficult to know when doing nothing as a parent is the best option. I commend her bravery.

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      1. YourPalVic‏ @YourPalVic 26 Apr 2017
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        So brave

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