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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Apr 2017

    Christ Appears In Roman Court To Contest 2,000-Year-Old Riot Charges http://trib.al/bgww9Eo pic.twitter.com/DpXjDvUSdI

    10:03 AM - 26 Apr 2017
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    21 replies 358 retweets 1,141 likes
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      2. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis 1 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BhanLiz

        Special transfiguration edition of blasphemypic.twitter.com/zb1okjKJf6

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🏳️‍🌈  ♀️ 🤨BhánJawn‏ @BhanLiz 1 May 2017
        Replying to @nowthethingis @TheOnion

        Maybe it's my headache making my thinking sluggish but are you offended by this The Onion joke?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis 1 May 2017
        Replying to @BhanLiz @TheOnion

        Not really, I don't take it too seriously. I saw an opportunity to tweet the word transfiguration and went for it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  🏳️‍🌈  ♀️ 🤨BhánJawn‏ @BhanLiz 1 May 2017
        Replying to @nowthethingis @TheOnion

        Oh OK. I'm glad. And now that you mention it, I can't say I've ever seen that word tweeted before. 🖖🏽

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis 1 May 2017
        Replying to @BhanLiz @TheOnion

        Good to know!pic.twitter.com/LERbmJj5mp

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      2. bucktowndusty‏ @bucktowndusty 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do this shit with Mohammad next. I dare you.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Mario Angeli‏ @mangeli1973 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again Jesus is depicted as an Anglo Saxon with long hair. More Iron Maiden than Jewish Messiah. At least you got the glow right

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🤠‏ @Chrysamere_ 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mangeli1973 @TheOnion

        we 'mericans know Jeebus aint no dirty mooslim!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. "No Shit" Sherlock‏ @PunishmentHurts 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dude is guilty AF

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      1. aPoliticalSmartAss‏ @aPolSmartAss 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought he was coming back to save us but after everything that's happened this past year, I don't blame him for letting us figure it out

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      1. I am Borg‏ @IamBorg3 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wanna impress us show a picture of Muhammed doing the same. ok to show Jesus as a joke but your too pussyfied to how Muhammad

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      1. alex dahn‏ @marmonsette 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I once attended a Bad Taste party at Christmas as a mock Christ because of the trouble he had caused, not knowing then that I was the cause.

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      1. Uncle Lanky Frank‏ @UncleLankyFrank 27 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FFRF

        Finally! What a deadbeat

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      1. Archie Debunker‏ @ArcheeDebunker 26 Apr 2017
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        THIS JUST IN: Follow-up charges in skin colour appropriation. Romans not fooled by Michael Jackson surgery.

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      1. Adam  🌻 James‏ @ScarySpaceMan 26 Apr 2017
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        If you're from Nazareth, why are you white?

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