RT @TheOnion: Workaholic Dad Misses Only One Or Two Accomplishments In Unimpressive Child’s Life http://trib.al/PqpxRUN #fb
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"I realize that I haven’t always been there for him, but he hasn’t exactly given me much to regret either" haha

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Hehehe, Love The Onion. Making fake news a reality every day!
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I hate workaholic ppl. Makes me want to give them a face makeover.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Who said lazy teens should monopolize
#Snark anyway.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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