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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Apr 2017

    Baby Knocked Out With Cough Syrup Praised For Being Such A Good Little Traveler http://trib.al/4Mexmy1 pic.twitter.com/8cbceyEY4G

    5:11 AM - 26 Apr 2017
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    • Gwynne Bontempo Matthew Rider Tremor Delirium AmAnEm Kyle Hall Carly Buxton hakim rasul ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Gabriel Steinsbekk
    22 replies 473 retweets 2,435 likes
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      2. UncleBobPolitico‏ @InformedKaren 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me that it's a coincidence. Don't glamorize giving a baby cough syrup for silence that's abuse! Maybe it's just humor who knows?

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Home User‏ @HomeUserAtHome 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @InformedKaren @TheOnion

        Who knows, you ask? Everybody but you, apparently.

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Johanna‏ @ThenJoSaid 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to have a friend who drank four bottles of cough syrup a day. Nobody praised him for it though.

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      2. Rod Sellers‏ @rodfile45 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I still have hazy memories of Tylenol 3

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🌞Jenn‏ @wickedoctober 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @rodfile45 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 WINNING comment.

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      1. Caton Quincey‏ @caton_quincey 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realBrianCars

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      2. sam kovacs‏ @SamKovacs9 26 Apr 2017
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        @Marximillion_

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      2. Right & Wrong Journal‏ @FactChek 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Drumpf to honor the cough syrup with Presidental medal of freedom in the rose garden...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. the oracle‏ @thebogpill0 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @FactChek @TheOnion

        what the fuck are you on about

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      4. Right & Wrong Journal‏ @FactChek 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @thebogpill0 @thebogpill @TheOnion

        It's all about you- you're up and you say what ???

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. the oracle‏ @thebogpill0 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @FactChek @TheOnion

        I asked you why you're trying to interject partisan politics into a non-political piece of satire

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      6. Right & Wrong Journal‏ @FactChek 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @thebogpill0 @thebogpill @TheOnion

        When cough syrup becomes political in my world - I'll let you know of my adiction R U Robitussin executive ?pic.twitter.com/Wstw7xsD9q

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      7. the oracle‏ @thebogpill0 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @FactChek @TheOnion

        Absolute drivel. This wasn't even a coherent response.

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      8. Right & Wrong Journal‏ @FactChek 26 Apr 2017
        Replying to @thebogpill0 @thebogpill @TheOnion

        go play in your sandbox with best wishes pointdexter !!!pic.twitter.com/HgC9W8T4fs

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      1. a departed devoid flute unmitigated and absolute‏ @laiderman36 23 May 2017
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        If I'm great at being a human, is it possible to be sponsored.....

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      1. william scruggs‏ @1corepro 28 Apr 2017
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        HMM GRANDMAWS COUGH SYRUP!

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