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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Apr 2017

    New Free-Range Slaughterhouse Allows Livestock To Roam Freely On Killing Floor http://trib.al/N1yZ4YT pic.twitter.com/bUs1TfWG2c

    8:27 PM - 25 Apr 2017
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    37 replies 368 retweets 1,199 likes
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      2. Jennifer Ann Love‏ @JENNIFERANNL0VE 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too far. Dial it back a little.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Donovan Johnson‏ @HitTheApex_96 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JENNIFERANNL0VE @TheOnion

        How? It's funny while still showing the true horrors of slaughterhouses.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @HitTheApex_96 @JENNIFERANNL0VE @TheOnion

        Exactly. The humor isn't supposed to be "haha dead animals" it's "haha the meat industry is still super horrifying"

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      5. Jennifer Ann Love‏ @JENNIFERANNL0VE 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @crocsushi @HitTheApex_96 @TheOnion

        I just don't expect activism in my satire. If they were consistently doing this, fine. But it's not their formula and seems desperate IMO

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JENNIFERANNL0VE @HitTheApex_96 @TheOnion

        How dense ARE you? The Onion has always had this style of delivery, even back when they first came out and people thought they were legit

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      7.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @crocsushi @JENNIFERANNL0VE and

        Just because you either didn't know or can't read between the lines, doesn't mean this is out of the ordinary for onion lol. Just unfollow 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Lee Perry Yo!‏ @MrLeePerry 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You people who are outraged... you realize this is basically "look how awful slaughterhouses are". You want it all hidden and sterile? 😏

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Lee Perry Yo!‏ @MrLeePerry 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MrLeePerry @TheOnion

        If someone was really hell-bent against slaughterhouses, this should be applauded as increasing visibility.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Lee Perry Yo!‏ @MrLeePerry 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MrLeePerry @TheOnion

        Unfollowing anyway. Far too many people ready to jump on an outrage truck and pedal-down to crazy town. Have fun storming the castle :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People are getting offended way too fast lmao. I appreciate the layers to this joke

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Tim‏ @Zero_Burn_ 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can see all the vegans in the comments. XD

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2.  🐺‏ @jaytay777 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay - I get it - you want to be the milo of humor. You keep making endangered species/animal cruelty jokes b/c U want me to block U- done.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Joey Doughnuts‏ @JoeCoolMan24 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jaytay777 @TheOnion

        I hope that doesn't put them out of business, but it just might.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. joan bussey‏ @14Cawfee 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😡 nothing remotely humorous here. Assinine.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. stock trader‏ @stocktradr 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they look like RADICAL LIBERAL DEMOCRATS being put out of their misery.

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      1. Jack Cymet‏ @Jack_Cymet 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The #onion never ceases to amuse so long as you take it with right grain of salt & lighten up. Some comments to this tweet R so serious Bah!

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      1. Laughing Troll‏ @LaughingTroll 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Vegans #Vegan #Veganism #Vegetarian

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      1. Jon Doe‏ @DijonDoe 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This free range hippie shit is ruining a treasured US industry. Bring back the sophisticated abattoirs portrayed in Sinclair's The Jungle!

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      1. BK‏ @DallasMale1970 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Temple Grandin never ceases to amaze

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