First thing I ever read from @theonion that rubbed me the wrong way.....
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Bet the teenage wouldn't have
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10/10 response
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She had a heart of steel, and hands of gold says ex boyfriend
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Lol good Lord, onion just don't care
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Found it. That's the line, right back there behind you
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There is no line when it comes to satire
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It's not cool to hide behind a lame pseudonym and make pronouncements about genres of literature.
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ok Rob. Save the pseudo intellect bullshit. You're not trying to fuck me, so stop pretending you're profound and deep on Twitter.
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This is getting good Can I wait to find out who is more clever before I choose sides? I wanna pick a winner
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Winner by default due to his lack of response. My internet Dick is clearly bigger
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RIP Rosie Palmer
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Hey, that's my sister.
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Whoa...guys..I've read The Onion for over 12 years....have NEVER questioned one of your jokes until this one. I mean...seriously guys. WTF?
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What? It's not like they are talking about an actual person.
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I know it's satire...but somehow this one just seemed to cross a very unfunny line with me.
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So sad that one who gave so many happy endings didn't have their own.
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