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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Apr 2017

    Trump Promises Government Will Continue To Fund All Essential Mar-A-Lago Staff During Shutdown http://trib.al/VMcZQG8 pic.twitter.com/A1M3pW5RqC

    11:55 AM - 24 Apr 2017
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    • Max hwood Yumi OldCrow🔹🌽 Erin Williams benjamin Olive Wallace Dannie LaChance Claire M. 🌊🇵🇷👩🏽‍🏫🕶☮️
    25 replies 641 retweets 1,278 likes
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      2. ProudScotsman’sWife 💘‏ @harding_lady 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a sad state of affairs when I hafta double check whether I'm seeing a headline from The Onion or CNN 🤣

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      1. Mihir Shah‏ @mihirshah4578 24 Apr 2017
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        Chocolate cakes to remain beautiful with or without gov funding.

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      1. Gaffa‏ @Roc1812Vee 24 Apr 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/l4LkFF7H3r

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      2. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Listen, folks, heh heh. Golfing at Mar a Lago essential for national security, heh heh. Really. Heh heh. I am 4 people.. Ever ever ever.pic.twitter.com/tMvA5RVrZ0

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      1. Tuck Dynamite‏ @TuckDynamite 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This was a lot funnier before I found out the white house is actually promoting mar a lago...

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      1. EE‏ @eileenelley 24 Apr 2017
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        Even the undocumented...

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      1. Les Winkeler‏ @LesWinkeler 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

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      1. Rolnd Karl Ostheim‏ @RolndKarl 24 Apr 2017
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        Melania will also be funded by the tax payers during and after shutdown.

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      1. Daniel Sanford‏ @Sanford117 24 Apr 2017
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        Well, thank goodness.

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      1. kdscheffer‏ @kdscheffer1 25 Apr 2017
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        funny/not funny

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      1. Sue Sullivan‏ @Sue_Sullivan 24 Apr 2017
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        😡

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      1. David Clark‏ @Sinist3rRouge 24 Apr 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump @POTUS sounds about right. Maybe you should try governing once in a while.

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      1. bill rad‏ @billrad 24 Apr 2017
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        @maddow stranger than fiction

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      1. Uruguayo 🇺🇾noAmericano‏ @graftonfriday 24 Apr 2017
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        Especially the beer lady on the golf course

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      1. Amore Incorporated‏ @AmoreINCPR 24 Apr 2017
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        i think people should research what #MaraLago is.

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      1. Dave March‏ @dave_wildmanaz 24 Apr 2017
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        This would be funny if Trump wouldn't actually do such a thing, BUT he would!

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