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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2017

    Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench http://trib.al/BDsC384 pic.twitter.com/fxwQupM0yV

    7:44 PM - 23 Apr 2017
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      1.  🗣STOP & LISTEN.‏ @princesskim78 25 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jimsx50

        FROM CNN: Parents Of Berkley Students Threaten To Sue As their Children Are Suffering PSTD Symptoms Related To This Horrendous Attack

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      1. Veritas‏ @Veritas4UToday 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MattWalshBlog

        pic.twitter.com/iHISyE5F3p

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      1. Brad Hombré‏ @ScottLi90671327 23 Apr 2017
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        Funny

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      1. Shari Ann  🍒 🐝‏ @cherryannxo 23 Apr 2017
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        @thesergioleon

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      1. jimmy t‏ @ymmij_t17 23 Apr 2017
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        This is not far-fetched

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      1. Victor Cass‏ @Victor_Cass 23 Apr 2017
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        Sad but true...Too funny!

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      1. DeeMarie Therese‏ @Peony459 24 Apr 2017
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        Lol!

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      1. Michael Nicolás Okińczyc-Cruz‏ @M_OkinczycCruz 23 Apr 2017
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        I'm a Berkeley grad and believe much of the media has hyped up the students role in these violent protests, but this is hilarious

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      1. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 23 Apr 2017
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        #prayforberkleybuttoanongenderedapanteisticgod

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      1. Jed Sanborn‏ @JedSanborn 24 Apr 2017
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        Wow, you actually made fun of liberals. How about more than once per year?

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      1. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS 24 Apr 2017
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        What a line! This is great. Keep it up.

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      1.  ❌William(Bill) Roefer ❌‏ @Bilbo161 24 Apr 2017
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        LMFAO🤣 The Onion has read these Antifa clowns properly. Satire and mockery perfected! Thank you!

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      1. TheMartian‏ @OlympusMons008 24 Apr 2017
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        Where is my teddy bear?

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        @MeosoFunny we promise to post one onion a year..this was hilarious..!

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