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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2017

    Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt http://trib.al/V7MFvJC pic.twitter.com/MwszWKel5l

    5:50 PM - 23 Apr 2017
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      2. Paul Manning‏ @mobinfiltrator 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MetisRebel

        I thought he was infallible, shouldn't he know where it is?

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      3. Metis Rebel‏ @MetisRebel 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mobinfiltrator @TheOnion

        Kind of like Can God hide from God?

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      4. Paul Manning‏ @mobinfiltrator 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MetisRebel @TheOnion

        Infallible my ass... Ive been told hes got a terrible memory. Forever losing the front door keys to the Vatican.

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      1. Michael J Sninsky‏ @Medic2RFDRN 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RdgPop

        It is a yearly tradition.

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      1. Paula E.‏ @EnnisPaula 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love when I read the headline before seeing who posted it. It's a true WTF moment.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 24 Apr 2017
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        Ask St Anthony to help.

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      1. Volkov‏ @VolkovThinking 23 Apr 2017
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        You can do it, Pope!

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      1. jack hazze‏ @jackhazze 23 Apr 2017
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        Im catholic i dont find that funny i find it HILARIOUS, and the pope probably would too, since he appears to want to include not exclude all

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      1. Fat in Public‏ @garlicmeg 23 Apr 2017
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        He probably hid it on himself.

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      1. Rosanne Schmitz‏ @schmitzmom 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just like our Easter Beer hunt.

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      1. Metis Rebel‏ @MetisRebel 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's ask @TheGoodGodAbove. Would you need to look for the Easter egg or do you always know where they are?

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      1. Goddess of Gumbo‏ @gumbo_goddess 23 Apr 2017
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        I love this.

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