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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2017

    Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo http://trib.al/UiC6SqR pic.twitter.com/hcv1GSvHOb

    8:20 AM - 23 Apr 2017
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      1. Keegan‏ @JohnDoe_997 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey @TheOnion post a Satirical headline, Not actual news.

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      2. Lizzy‏ @LizzyRoberson 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Emily_Ivers

        There is no way in hell this is true wtf this is so highly illegal

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. Lizzy‏ @LizzyRoberson 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Emily_Ivers @TheOnion

        I thought so I was like wtf u don't understand I have a poster of Tian Tian in my room LOL LOOKpic.twitter.com/yGFgQYMNmv

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. The Haunted Jacob‏ @JacobTheHill 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Harambe wouldn't have stood for this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Wylie Sypher‏ @fram_seeman 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JacobTheHill @TheOnion

        He doesn't stand at all anymore

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      5. Wylie Sypher‏ @fram_seeman 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @HollyG222 @JacobTheHill @TheOnion

        Just glad someone actually saw it lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Michelle H B‏ @BMichellehb 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reading this thread makes it a lot clearer how Trump was elected...wow 😳

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      2. Elizabeth Rickman‏ @ceceliahimsa 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheTaijiNews

        This is the scum that is in the White House. What chance does the environment and animals of the planet have when this is legal ? Curse them

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      3. AB‏ @AndrossR33 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ceceliahimsa @TheOnion @TheTaijiNews

        You're not too bright. The Onion is satirical news...meaning it's fake.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Cheryl Murphy‏ @cheryl27017471 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TruthDrivenLife

        Is this true??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Paul #Resist  ☮️ Vote Blue Nov 6th! 🌊‏ @TruthDrivenLife 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @cheryl27017471 @TheOnion

        No, it's from the Onion a satire publication.

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      4. Cheryl Murphy‏ @cheryl27017471 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TruthDrivenLife @TheOnion

        Thanks, Paul!

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      5. Paul #Resist  ☮️ Vote Blue Nov 6th! 🌊‏ @TruthDrivenLife 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @cheryl27017471 @TheOnion

        You bet Cheryl, we need a little humor w/Cheeto in office!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Mary Alletto‏ @mar2mar2 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is too stupid to even think that its real.

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      3. AB‏ @AndrossR33 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mar2mar2 @TheOnion

        Yet there are a bunch of people commenting that think it is real. Truly feel sorry for people that gullible.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jason Jordan‏ @ohjasonj 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DevinBunje More ideas lifted from #gamersguide. #dwayneforever

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