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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Apr 2017

    America Is More Religious Than Other Countries Due To Its Proximity To The Gates Of Hellpic.twitter.com/Md46o3uVXL

    3:36 PM - 22 Apr 2017
    • 708 Retweets
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    • Jeff LaFay Maria Joe Merrill ess goldsworthy Isaac Howard PEELER OF SCABS Kittyvscupcake Libtard Troller William Dominguez
    42 replies 708 retweets 1,974 likes
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      2. Jenét "Where are the girls and babies?" Morrow‏ @JenetAllDay 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @todmassa

        pic.twitter.com/KpTi1mkpSu

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Higher Ed Data Warlord‏ @todmassa 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JenetAllDay @TheOnion

        The Devil is also British. Listen to John Cleese reading The Screwtape Letters and you will have no doubt.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jenét "Where are the girls and babies?" Morrow‏ @JenetAllDay 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @todmassa @TheOnion

        I'll shall Google it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. No Way‏ @gamerdave69 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would retweet this, but I grew up baptist and know that some people wouldn't be able to tell that this is the Onion.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mar-a-Lago?

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      2. Sazzy d gr8‏ @saswatsprakash 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this a joke or what?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jim Caron‏ @Jim_Caron 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @saswatsprakash @TheOnion

        The Onion is a humor publication. So the answer is yes: It is a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Commander John Koenig‏ @RoyEKTruax 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Jim_Caron @saswatsprakash @TheOnion

        I'm thinking it's "or what?"...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Sazzy d gr8‏ @saswatsprakash 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RoyEKTruax @Jim_Caron @TheOnion

        Or what? 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Commander John Koenig‏ @RoyEKTruax 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @saswatsprakash @Jim_Caron @TheOnion

        Thanks for noticing... 😬

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. cathy regish‏ @bonoforpres 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gates of Hell theme park currently in the works.

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      1. TheMindOfColi‏ @TheMindOfColi 22 Apr 2017
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        now it all makes sense.......

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      1. Lindsey‏ @Lizzo13 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't I tell you Florida is on a Hellmouth, @DesiredFX? This explains Mar-a-Lago & FL craziness. And you said my fun facts were not facts!

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      1. Greg Martin‏ @gregmartin75 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @hemantmehta

        That sure explains The South!

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      1. Jan Cobb‏ @plymouth_expat 23 Apr 2017
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        An observation by @TheOnion that is closer to the truth than many will appreciate or like!https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/855913129741402112 …

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        America Is More Religious Than Other Countries Due To Its Proximity To The Gates Of Hell pic.twitter.com/Md46o3uVXL
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      1. Alan Bayman‏ @lucienshand 22 Apr 2017
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        ...Disneyland?

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      1. blue ghosties‏ @blueghosties 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

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      1. Mobius‏ @Mobius___Strip 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #TrueFact

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      1. 明瞭な強暴‏ @ThePromisedWLAN 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Which reside in Washington DC.

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