Once they found out God was a Communist, what choice did they really have?
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If that's what the CIA is doing, the Pentagon is arming and funding god's side of this.
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Nope opposing rebel group.
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is there oil in heaven?
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Why impeach Trump? To get Pence? That's like changing out Bush for Cheney
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If you look at the line of people waiting to be president, you need to impeach about 20 ppl before you get to someone ok-ish...
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We all just proved that Trump is winning,lol
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Opposition needs to be fruitful, my friend. You can't have mindless opposition. There can be worse than Trump, and Pence is one of them.
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Satan already failed at this and look where it got us.
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This is almost not satire. But still funny
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Which God?
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Not before time, I say! He's been getting away with it for too long.
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Ahahha.. I cant imagine day without Onion
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This will probably be the plot to the sequel to Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials series.
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google Trijicon and Jesus rifles.
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