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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Apr 2017

    Mike Pence Has Long Heart-To-Heart With Staffer Who Came To Work With Coffee On Breath http://trib.al/NtO6QzD pic.twitter.com/8iXx17nIIa

    8:09 AM - 21 Apr 2017
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      1. Ryan Carty‏ @Fenster_Tropf 21 Apr 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/dGKt2xj22M

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      1. Andrew Bauer‏ @ahb911 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FAKE NEWS! We all know VP Pence wouldn't have a female staffer in his office with the door closed.

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      1. Caitlyn Tetmeyer‏ @CaitlynTetmeyer 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Matthew24_j

        As a former Mormon, I had to laugh out loud at this! #NoCoffeeNoFun

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      1. Saint Paulite  🌊‏ @Angrydomo 21 Apr 2017
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        Satan's bean juice

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      1. sporty t‏ @littytrailer 21 Apr 2017
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        forgot to mention his wife was by his side as well

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 21 Apr 2017
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        It's Holy Water or nothin' for Mike.

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      1. Christophurious  🌊‏ @christophurious 21 Apr 2017
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        Mike Pence is a vanilla wafer

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      1. Alex Moret‏ @AlexJosephMore1 21 Apr 2017
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        Coffee breath is NAAAASTY

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      1. Icecinder‏ @Icecinder 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well as a woman it's her duty to bring one in for the boss! Geez 😂

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      1. Kathy Alnory‏ @Kalnory 21 Apr 2017
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        He wanted to go to rehab but New Trumpcare wouldn't pay for it Because it was a pre-existing condition

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 21 Apr 2017
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        Are you sure it wasn't herbal tea?

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      1. El‏ @Truth4allnow11 21 Apr 2017
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        Better coffee than hate anti American values, and constant lying to America on her breath. What a disgusting archaic divisive #swamppack

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      1. Andre Cabana‏ @CabanaAndre 21 Apr 2017
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        WOW ! The Mrs. Butterworth's T-Shirt may have been the deal breaker !

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      1. Bradley Drummonds‏ @BradDrummonds 21 Apr 2017
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        Surely Jesus said something about breath mints, or tic-tacs

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 21 Apr 2017
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        "Can you score me some of those dank grounds?"

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      1. Charklo‏ @Charklo1 21 Apr 2017
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        It's probably true with this administration.

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