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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Apr 2017

    Area Man On Personal Mission To Explain Why Universally Enjoyed Things Are Bad http://trib.al/EXoLSnj pic.twitter.com/AERuA9lzGr

    6:01 AM - 21 Apr 2017
    • 651 Retweets
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    • Mr. Noel Michael Walsh safi Charlie Flynn Devilboy138 killsy 🎃 Logano Zaccaria Rogue Carfax Abbey Staff Luke
    28 replies 651 retweets 1,616 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Miguel‏ @SoundnVasion 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nancyflopez7 who does this sound like?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. nancy‏ @nancyflopez7 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SoundnVasion @TheOnion

        Dad. 💀💀

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Luis Eduardo‏ @Luisedgm 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time to bring back the hashtag #Fullmcintosh?pic.twitter.com/2bvMyq3Dbx

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      1. Alex Campbell‏ @alexcampbell128 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rharrington63 @Liam_Hundley

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      1. Neil‏ @One_Neil 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that @seanoneal...?!

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      2. Andy Charlie‏ @Andrew_Chaz 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_____Max___ The Onion just put you on blast, mate...

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      3. Jonathan Eatlunch‏ @_____Max___ 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Andrew_Chaz @TheOnion

        I believe this is the second time that this particular article (or one very similar to it) has been leveled against me.

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      4. Andy Charlie‏ @Andrew_Chaz 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @_____Max___ @TheOnion

        Using the Onion to own people is low-hanging fruit, and I apologize.

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      5. Jonathan Eatlunch‏ @_____Max___ 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Andrew_Chaz @TheOnion

        Im not owned. IM NOT OWNED

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      1. Hourai Elixir on the rocks‏ @KickintheI 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You could've just said Jonathan McIntosh. No need to anonymize him.

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      1. abbo‏ @abbiewikner 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @christyhopee this is jacob LOL but idk what his twitter is

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      2. Calum Gordon‏ @calumTRC 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @hayleycampbell

        Cc @SamDiss

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      3. Sam Diss‏Verified account @SamDiss 21 Apr 2017
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        looks nothing like me

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      4. Calum Gordon‏ @calumTRC 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SamDiss @TheOnion @hayleycampbell

        Maybe if he was to cut some high-fat foods out his diet like, I don't know, say butter?

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      1. Pepe le Beef‏ @PepeBeef1 22 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @El_Scrumpo

        Is he a Professor at Berkeley?

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