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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Apr 2017

    Five Surprisingly Unhealthy Foodspic.twitter.com/lRrDxvGJ17

    Five Surprisingly Unhealthy Foods
    3:57 PM - 20 Apr 2017
    • 115 Retweets
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    • HotSauce. Tyrel Roberts Michael Spall Adrian 🦇🗡️🎃 Megan L. Rudesill Spoopy NPC 💀👻🏳‍🌈 Allie Dean Tim Phillips Mortymer
    8 replies 115 retweets 261 likes
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      2. (Momo-Based Pun)‏ @OtherMomo 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *sacking on my mother's teet* that's preposterous! *my mother immediately wipes the spittle that fell from my mouth as I say this*

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      3. 𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝕽𝖆𝖙  🐁‏ @civilraw 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @OtherMomo @TheOnion

        mo what the FUCK

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      4. (Momo-Based Pun)‏ @OtherMomo 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @civilraw @TheOnion

        They said human breast milk was linked to poor mental health

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      5. (Momo-Based Pun)‏ @OtherMomo 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @OtherMomo @TheOnion

        I was making a joke

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      1. A²rºn  🚫 🆒‏ @Quiptography 20 Apr 2017
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        So relieved to not see my favorite dish on there. Powdered Glass Carbonara.

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      1. #Danify‏ @Danify_ 20 Apr 2017
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        Can I see your reference please? I would like to write a paper on this.

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      1. Kal Eido‏ @Kaleidopix 22 Apr 2017
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        rt five surprisingly ɹʇ ɟᴉʌǝ snɹbɹᴉsᴉuƃlʎ unhealthy foods nuɥǝɐlʇɥʎ ɟooqs @OtherMomo @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/MrS4AsJvT3

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      1. luminaria98‏ @Luminaria98 21 Apr 2017
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        completely badass!

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      1. manicㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ‏ @manicminer 20 Apr 2017
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        Onion's unhealthy

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