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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Apr 2017

    Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench http://trib.al/3lB4FPb pic.twitter.com/8aQLO2euUP

    12:39 PM - 20 Apr 2017
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    236 replies 4,844 retweets 8,580 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. BroJ‏ @ldsknack 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        those poor kids don't even understand that they are the nazis.

        5 replies 13 retweets 161 likes
      3. Shelia Wilbanks‏ @WilbanksShelia 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ldsknack @TheOnion

        it's truly sad! 😔

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. yassir sanches‏ @Olinecoacher 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the day the Onion became less sarcastic and more journalistic

        0 replies 5 retweets 64 likes
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      2. Harrison Bergeron‏ @AgencyMoritz 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't distinguish anymore between your work and that of the established, credentialed press

        2 replies 13 retweets 52 likes
      3. yassir sanches‏ @Olinecoacher 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @AgencyMoritz @TheOnion

        the onion KNOWS it is full of crap

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Pescatore 🍿‏ @JoshPescatore 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Authorities confirm one Attempted Assualt against @pewdiepie, but the attacker was thwarted by millions of people shouting "My Nama Jeff"pic.twitter.com/vQmNAtvmFG

        1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
      3. Pescatore 🍿‏ @JoshPescatore 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JoshPescatore @TheOnion @pewdiepie

        Pescatore 🍿 Retweeted Ben Fritz

        The moment when you realize you work for Satan, and the Internet will never forget https://twitter.com/benfritz/status/855169048966856704 … #HYPOFRITZ

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        Retweeting without comment, opinion or endorsement... https://twitter.com/theonion/status/855143858493165568 …
        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. MKNIGHT007‏ @AMKNIGHT007 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        Did it have job listings or something republican on them?? 😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
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      2. tabitha soren‏ @tabithasoren 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        muahahaha from Bezerkley

        1 reply 3 retweets 60 likes
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      1. Mitch Behna‏ @MitchBehna 20 Apr 2017
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        "Nobody touch that paper! Its dangerous!" 😂😂

        0 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
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      1. Lisa‏ @Flyingright1 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You've gone past satire to 100% accurate.

        0 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
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      2. .‏ @traymel 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They have been on a permanent lockdown. Keeps the free speech and free exchange of ideas under control.

        1 reply 6 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Chrissie‏ @Bkakma 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The saddest thing is this isn't so crazy!

        1 reply 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. Sheryl Buffkin‏ @BuffkinSheryl 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Bkakma @TheOnion

        WHAT???? You must have misplaced your mind! Not crazy??? Yeah, ok.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      5. Treson Saint‏ @3SaintofSoCal 21 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JLSdeplorable @BuffkinSheryl and

        Not crazy. Students soft as hot peanut butter are offend by everything from vanilla yogurt 2 a plus sign +

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. joey‏ @CaptainInterweb 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnnyUtah27

        I had to double take to make sure this wasn't real. at this point I wouldn't be surprised.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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