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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Apr 2017

    NASA Reports Receiving Constant Radio Transmissions From Annoying, Desperate Alienpic.twitter.com/bto0lMHFD7

    8:58 AM - 20 Apr 2017
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      1. GhostiLeaks‏ @GhostiLeaks 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @annoyingorange have you been annoying @NASA

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 20 Apr 2017
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        Drunk Dialing

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 20 Apr 2017
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        Tell Trump. He's rounding up illegal AND annoying aliens.

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      1. Micky‏ @MickyDassler 20 Apr 2017
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        Hes called donald trump

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      1. Ulsterman‏ @alexcoleraine 20 Apr 2017
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        His twitter handle is @desperatealien

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 21 Apr 2017
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        @Hoaxilla @AlexHoaxmaster @Hoaxmistress 😋😅😇😂😂😂😜🤓😊

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      1. matt‏ @rootstak 20 Apr 2017
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        Great we are worried enough about aliens judging us on Star Wars Episode 1, Now we need to worry about stray Craigslist radio signals

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      1. Terrance Upham‏ @repit4u 20 Apr 2017
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        Need another simulation again NASA education from Hollywood

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      1. MishaA‏ @DNAorg 20 Apr 2017
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        Don't worry Drumpf's alien lizard tsar #AlexJones is on the case squawk squawk over

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