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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Apr 2017

    Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo http://trib.al/rVGhmq7 pic.twitter.com/dY4DG3Ee12

    10:03 AM - 19 Apr 2017
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    Donald Trump Jr.
    51 replies 1,297 retweets 3,454 likes
      1. TrumpsTaxes‏ @TrumpsTaxes 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        "When you're a celebrity they let you do it..."

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      2. Cathy Kaku  🍓‏ @cathykaku1 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Well the 🌍 knows the Trump boys enjoy Killing.pic.twitter.com/HRoOcb5DUK

        3 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
      3. Rita‏ @squeakypants1 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @cathykaku1 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see this pic. Disgusting. My wish is to see those two in the jaws of a leopard/lion/tiger......

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Not A Snowflake, I'm a Snowstorm!‏ @RaeHurlbutt 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jcarrollosen @DonaldJTrumpJr

        When you hunt you do not walk through a zoo! You track animals through the woods where they live in natural habitat.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sally Meyer Cummings‏ @scummings929 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DLoIndustries @DonaldJTrumpJr

        He knows this is satire, right? Don't want to give them any ideas...

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      1. WEE THE PEE- PLE‏ @GREG0RYBACHER 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @maria22616896 @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Can the canned hunter

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      1. J. Ghoul  🤘‏ @QuietWhenIDrive 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Did they use a helicopter for any of the kills?

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      1. Mo Social‏ @MoSocialComment 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Hunting squirrels with an M16?

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      2. Ingrid Starr‏ @foreveringrid 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Is this TRUE? Tell us it is a joke.

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      1. The Butterfly Report ...‏ @BFlyReport 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        @donaldJTrumpJr is a loserpic.twitter.com/w5MJG2lswa

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      1. Rolnd Karl Ostheim‏ @RolndKarl 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Trump Jr. tells son, maybe one day Grandpa and Paul Ryan will pass a bill to hunt the poor and the old then we can kill Obama Care. MAGA?

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      1. nu pogodi mofo  🦅‏ @sunnybabybunny 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Guys, you triggered me.

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      1. Matthew Sanders‏ @KingMuwatalli 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Then all of a sudden I see the panda, she's now got the big phony tits and everything I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there

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      1. Calico  🗿‏ @RumEsco 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        This is fuel for my Harambe conspiracy theories

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      1. Michael‏ @dissolve2 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        And they used "silencers" too.

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      1. LindenSixx ⚡️₿ ⚡️‏ @lindensixx 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Photoshop

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