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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Apr 2017

    IRS Announces Refunds Will Come In Form Of Forever Stamps This Year http://trib.al/RX2oTDj pic.twitter.com/9X8zp3NtDq

    11:11 AM - 18 Apr 2017
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    • Zachary Hill Jen Wickman Christopher Duddy Heather V HAL Emi 🇵🇷 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 Feisty Boricua Ⓥ #BetoForTexas 𝐌𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐧☃︎✈︎ Cristine Victoria Ross
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      2. Dan lenz‏ @Nostradumbass_ 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KeithanFunk thank god I had to pay in thousands this year

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      3. keithan funk‏ @KeithanFunk 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Nostradumbass_ @TheOnion

        Phew!

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      1. thesecondellen‏ @thesecondellen 24 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @marchbaby1972

        ...and maybe the IRS would like to be paid in "forever stamps?"

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      1. Alice Lavette 🏳️‍🌈‏ @AliceLavette 18 Apr 2017
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        I hope people don't take this seriously. 😂

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      1. donald‏ @StarkStarkrm 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ya and this guy can stick them up his ass forever damn crook should be making license plates in prison forever

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      1. Danielle deLeon‏ @NauseousWriter 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        | What the hell is a "refund"?

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      1. Donna Isaacson‏ @JustPinchMe58 18 Apr 2017
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        It'll take forever to get it back!

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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx 18 Apr 2017
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        Tweet Tweet! That's a LOT of stamps. Good thing I have a great letter hand.

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      1. Sheri Wilson‏ @wpittlebutt1 18 Apr 2017
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        To hell with that!! You took money out of my checks so guess what i want my money back!!. Not Stamps such BS. They are now stealing!!!

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      1. Maria B‏ @MariaIslandlady 18 Apr 2017
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        It doesn't' matter not getting much back anyway😀😀

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      1. cinders23‏ @cinders23 18 Apr 2017
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        Okay, this is clever and funny.

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      1. http://skeleton.bone‏ @EatWorkSleepDie 18 Apr 2017
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        That's one way to reinvigorate the otherwise increasingly irrelevant postal service

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      1. Honest Abe‏ @StahpLyingPlz 18 Apr 2017
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        Honestly might be good investment. Possibly worth more later. Have a Honest day.

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      1. Paulette‏ @3beachfamily 18 Apr 2017
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        This must be bullshit

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      1. mxvizcaino‏ @mxvizcaino 18 Apr 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/G4WZdKNW03

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 18 Apr 2017
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        Truly depressing

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