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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Apr 2017

    Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years http://trib.al/Qpcsb66 pic.twitter.com/JbSVTJ4e8j

    6:28 PM - 17 Apr 2017
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      2. vietnamese ice screams  🧟‍♀️‏ @HotTakeMacheen 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @DarrelGOP @TheOnion

        Here: Jesus came back down from heaven, he's totally black and holding hands with Muhammed (not pictured) and said: be Buddhist, you dicks

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      4. vietnamese ice screams  🧟‍♀️‏ @HotTakeMacheen 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @DarrelGOP @TheOnion

        Your face looks like a potato

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      1. carlisle‏ @carodoodles 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God has a writing block, okay?

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      1.  🖖🏻 Kirk  🎃‏ @lester_dk 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        unless you're Mormon #lds

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      1. Jim K Weaver‏ @JimKWeaver 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Zeroroute

        Still more frequently than George R. R. Martin.

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      1. 5Head‏ @Dr_Scrubbington 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He probably doesn't even care about his story anymore

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      1. Rob McMillen‏ @RhobMobile 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sorry guys , just not truehttps://www.lds.org/scriptures/dc-testament?lang=eng …

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      2. Dan‏ @WamBamThankUDan 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @seelukerun

        George R.R. Martin?

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      3. Luke S‏ @seelukerun 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @WamBamThankUDan @TheOnion

        Lol him too for sure.

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      1. Matt Busi‏ @BigMattBusi 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I meannnnn @BookMormon2day Plussss @ThomasSMonson & crew

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      1. Jõhń Š. Wïlkīns‏ @john_s_wilkins 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GrrlScientist

        Not counting the fanfic?

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      1. Micheline Ronningen‏ @MickeySteffy 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard it's because of his agent.

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      1. Chloe the Cat‏ @ThatChloeCat 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He probably didn't think there was anywhere the story could go after that last installment.

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      1. Bryan Connelly  👊 🌹‏ @bryanconnelly80 17 Apr 2017
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        He's been salty since he agreed to a film adaptation.

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      1. KruffaGHOST, Mar‏ @KWhyWinks 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, I thought they were talking about Kate Bush.

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      2. John Cooper Digital‏ @cooperoline99 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, it's only been about 150 years if you're counting the Book of Mormon.

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      2. murf sez VOTE #ResistanceDayNov6‏ @murfholf 17 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heard he's working on a sci-fi series about a brother and sister fighting an evil father this time. Working title, Holy Wars.

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