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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Apr 2017

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      1. Brian Frino‏ @bwfrino 16 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jimmy_haider @ripbrad72 @bfellz this city

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      1. Big Bones Billy‏ @EvanGrayM 16 Apr 2017
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        Now that the area is gentrified it is time for us to show how tough we really are.

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      1. James‏ @fad56 16 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reading the Onion is only motivational boost man gets all week.

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      1. Beth Fancher‏ @mrsfancher 16 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @NiceRaphe

        Lol

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      1. BLÅSPH€MŸ™‏ @mehorshiboo 16 Apr 2017
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        Area Curmudgeon Encouraged To Be Even More Antisocial Than He Already Is By Onion Depiction Of Annoying Millennials Drinking "Craft" Beer

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      1. John Wilson‏ @jdwilson909 16 Apr 2017
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        @JoseNunezProd

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      2. Cody G‏ @CodyGKTA 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BigRedWSU_

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      3. Suhstin Williams‏ @BigRedWSU_ 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CodyGKTA @TheOnion

        I don't understand why the onion even writes the articles. The headline is the best part

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      4. Cody G‏ @CodyGKTA 18 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BigRedWSU_ @TheOnion

        yeah i usually don't read the articles lol

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      1. Michael Kowalski‏ @TheAlaskanMike 17 Apr 2017
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        @ChelseaDenee13

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      1. Ismail ‏ @justbeliiiiive 17 Apr 2017
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        The problem they call it a STUDY!

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      1. Richard Chapman  🇦🇺 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🚘 🔌‏ @TrickyDickyChap 17 Apr 2017
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        This reaffirms my utter love for The Onion! 😂😂😂

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 16 Apr 2017
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        Almost as pat as some stupid Michelob commercial.

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      1. john macdonald‏ @lennon4life1968 16 Apr 2017
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        But wait! What if these others answering are in my city!!???pic.twitter.com/UhI4Yo0mPr

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      1. Nicola Bonesmith‏ @nickysmithster 16 Apr 2017
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        or, you know, that you're watching the impending apocalypse with an impressive degree of fatalism.

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      1. Alex Muniz‏ @asmuniz 16 Apr 2017
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        @dexfishmore Hahahahahaha

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      1.  🎃 𝕭𝖔𝖔-𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖉  🎃‏ @UUUGGGGGGGHHHH 16 Apr 2017
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        Cue theme music.

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      1. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 16 Apr 2017
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        Can't it also signal that it will soon be yours, all yours!

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