It took 2.5 billion years for life on earth to figure out a safe way to have sex without killing itself.
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It took 2.5 billion years for life on earth to figure out a safe way to have sex without killing itself.
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Please elaborate.
exchanging of DNA threatens the very existence of life. It took life 2.5 billion yrs to learn to do it in a safe manner
Righto. Off to Wikipedia then.
I think life owes us an apology. I want a refund. #notwhatisignedupfor
On second thought, no... Just wipe it on a curtain and we'll call it good.
Duh what????
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