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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Apr 2017

    Closing Of State Aviary Facilities Puts Hundreds Of Mentally Ill Birds On The Streets http://trib.al/EDk4tcG pic.twitter.com/Y3S4NAmBzU

    8:49 PM - 15 Apr 2017
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    • DannyLuna Don Ghastly zoë spookvia Nicholas Caballero Diego Mintz Joe Debt Collector Angelo Shorees ButcherBakerBandlestickBaker
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      1. Mason‏ @aintwesomething 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks Obama.

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      1. Jim Voden‏ @jveee18042 15 Apr 2017
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        Are they forming a coo?

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shit! More votes for the GOP.

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      2. Thomas Newby‏ @greenzoothomas 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that where all those damn European Starlings come from?

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      3. Pen Quinbum‏ @penquinbum 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @greenzoothomas @TheOnion

        Probably Mexico.

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      1. Upshaw‏ @RDHUTCHIIUB 16 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please do more videos

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      1. Jon Threlkeld‏ @jtrolla1 16 Apr 2017
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        It was deliberate. The Democrats did it because they know these bird brains will vote Democrat

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      1. Clark Willison‏ @clarkgwillison 15 Apr 2017
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        To soon?

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      1. AcerbicAcuman‏ @HermesRocket 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've seen the mentally disturbed pigeons in New Orleans and it isn't pretty ... they can't remember the melody of "Do watcha wanna" :(

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 15 Apr 2017
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        They're just walking around asking everyone, and I quote: "lemme smash". Weird.

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall 15 Apr 2017
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        The numbers are not so said great for the treatment of humans by media.

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      1. Nick Place‏ @ncplace 15 Apr 2017
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        @BrieSantolli hmmm this is bad news

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 15 Apr 2017
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        Watch out for the deaf ones at Rally's!!!

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      1. max358‏ @max358 15 Apr 2017
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        and when the cats are all fat & sassy from all that mentally-impaired avian protein, what then? kick the hounds out of there facilities?!

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      1. shelley pierce‏ @ophelea23 15 Apr 2017
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        you forgot #reaganomics

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      2. Jeff‏ @JeffreyTDean 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So I is about a ½ millimeter shorter than l. That's really confusing some wIll think it's Mentally the Ill. What happened to top ī bottom _?

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      3. Kumquats‏ @kumquatfries 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JeffreyTDean @TheOnion

        Omg I hate that you pointed this out

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      1. DontB as s 🐎ho 2ppl‏ @DontBassho2ppl 15 Apr 2017
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        #DontB a panicer. They'll most fly to california where we have dangerous plastic bags magically rendered safe by a dime fee.

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      1. Pen Quinbum‏ @penquinbum 15 Apr 2017
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        It's all Trump's fault! It felt weird writing a typical liberal response.

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