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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Apr 2017

    Report: Tiger That Mauled Roy Horn Still Struggling To Find Work http://trib.al/INlQcdj pic.twitter.com/Akh67Gr4UU

    10:30 AM - 14 Apr 2017
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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't lose hope Montecore,a few people died in Bill Ayers' activist bombings & he became college professor & friend to a president

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      1. Nathan Scott‏ @FakeNathanScott 14 Apr 2017
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        He died three years ago, but his saga lives on.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 14 Apr 2017
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        Also, still struggling to gnash at more human flesh. Keep dreaming, little guy.

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      1. Dog Eat Dogma‏ @SuperDave9113 14 Apr 2017
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        Let's put him to work as @seanspicer 's conditioning coach. #runforit

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      1. Jim Agin‏ @jaangry 14 Apr 2017
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        Man, things are tough all over these days.

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      1. Robert Beyer‏ @CybeRtBipolar 14 Apr 2017
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        It's hard for animals all over. This administration does not make things any easier for older tigers. Hopefully he'll be back to work soon!!

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      2. Billy Martin‏ @amazedandamused 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        step up usa go fund me birthday present for the pres.wink,wink.

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      3. Billy Martin‏ @amazedandamused 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @amazedandamused @TheOnion

        I want 50% rights on youtube video when he opens box.

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 14 Apr 2017
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        "Last 12 Years Real Wake-Up Call For Area Tiger...or 84 Cat Years"

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      1. Steve Cass‏ @stevecass01 14 Apr 2017
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        He needs to broaden his horizons. There's a big market for anal gland spray in China.

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      1. Tim Ashwell‏ @TAshwell 14 Apr 2017
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        A cautionary tale for all those college seniors who think that drunk & disorderly arrest at the spring concert will simply go away.

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      1. BaoBob‏ @91points 14 Apr 2017
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        Too soon?

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 14 Apr 2017
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        Mel Gibson was given a second chance;why not this guy?

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      1. john macdonald‏ @lennon4life1968 14 Apr 2017
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        Fame cuts both ways.

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      1. courtland‏ @courtlandistan 14 Apr 2017
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        No, he died.

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      1. richard morofsky‏ @morofsky 14 Apr 2017
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        .....is he beautiful or what ? ? ? .........

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      1. Oratorio Sphinctus‏ @ECrustius 14 Apr 2017
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        Perhaps electing Montecore to the US Senate may prevent the demise of the legislative filibuster?

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