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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Apr 2017

    New Evidence Suggests Middle East Conflict Predates All Human Civilization http://trib.al/B7LBWDX pic.twitter.com/sjhWPAf2GZ

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      1. Steven Michaels‏ @StevenMicheals7 13 Apr 2017
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        Damn them dirty troglodytes! They blew it up! By god, they blew it up!

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      1. SimDoughnut‏ @TheSimDoughnut 13 Apr 2017
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        This is new evidence? I just thought it was assumed by all :)

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      1. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 13 Apr 2017
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        I am quite willing to believe this.

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      1. Kristen Sparks‏ @CHSMrsSparks 14 Apr 2017
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        @CIMrB

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 13 Apr 2017
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        Almost right

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      1. I Monbiot‏ @ecofst 13 Apr 2017
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        http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/08/18/jimmy-carters-blood-drenched-legacy/ …

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      1. I Monbiot‏ @ecofst 13 Apr 2017
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        Far too much slimy, pro American, anti human trash on here recently. What's the difference between an American and a human being ? .pic.twitter.com/nBOh0TswWc

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      1. I Monbiot‏ @ecofst 13 Apr 2017
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        Genocidal American savages Obama and Clinton destroyed a country more civilised than America will ever be.http://www.salon.com/2016/03/02/even_critics_understate_how_catastrophically_bad_the_hillary_clinton_led_nato_bombing_of_libya_was/ …

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      1. http://skeleton.bone‏ @EatWorkSleepDie 13 Apr 2017
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        Please use my bones as mortar in a wall between Neo America and Neo Afghanistan

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      1. brad‏ @The_GingerBrad 13 Apr 2017
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        @KurtPhillipsA @kurtthis photo could be me

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 13 Apr 2017
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        How could Dubya not have known this?

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