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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Apr 2017

    New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast http://trib.al/S4pNYzu pic.twitter.com/ld7giV3x4j

    11:45 AM - 13 Apr 2017
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    • Aᴍᴀɴᴅᴀ Rᴏʙᴇʀᴛsᴏɴ karyn GuyGuyPieGuy Tyler Watermolen Gavin Asocial💕 Ali C. Michael Amen Chet Ubetcha
    171 replies 9,372 retweets 14,111 likes
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      2. ElElegante101‏ @skolanach 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        one guess as to what Trump had for breakfast this morning.... #MOAB #MotherOfAllBeautifulChocolateCakespic.twitter.com/4ApNIqp3Bc

        8 replies 10 retweets 69 likes
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      1. A‏ @Tham425 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        President gives country sneak peek into nuclear war... "like this but much bigger, believe me, much bigger"

        0 replies 4 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Austin Dowell‏ @DowellAustin 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all have got to calm down lol

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Matty‏ @expiredeggnog 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @DowellAustin @TheOnion

        uuuuh... no

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Alana Dill‏ @alanapaints 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcbernardin

        Irony: This is 100% true. We make enemies by bombing their homes, families, and countries. American self-righteousness creates terrorist

        10 replies 9 retweets 58 likes
      3. eli's dog,farf,is in Heaven‏ @farfnme 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @alanapaints @TheOnion @marcbernardin

        well, in this case, it may be just the cave dwellers that've now turned against us.... we'll have to wait to read the wall paintings...

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. AnneTheWriter‏ @AnneTheWriter1 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @farfnme @alanapaints and

        ISIS ALWAYS hides behind civilians, so we undoubtedly killed innocents. Malala is Afghani, & says bombs r not the answer to terrorism therepic.twitter.com/Y6zHcrWzCj

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      6. AnneTheWriter‏ @AnneTheWriter1 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SaluteYourFlag @farfnme and

        What does that hv to do w/educatn against extremism as a strategy 4 ending terrorism LONG-TERM? Apologies. Confused. Did I miss something?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      8. Alana Dill‏ @alanapaints 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SaluteYourFlag @AnneTheWriter1 and

        Shrugging off 'collateral damage' is so bloody USELESS. It only benefits arms dealers who rake in profits, setting stage for future mayhem.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They'll run outta peeps before we run outta ordnance + many will see the folly of their ways

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      2. Felipe Escamilla‏Verified account @IronFeep 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😢They won't get it. They never get it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. RockAlien‏ @RockAlien 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @IronFeep @TheOnion

        Oh, they get it all right. They know as long as they are making new enemies they will always have more warbucks to stuff in their jocks.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Jon Threlkeld‏ @jtrolla1 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. You meant "cremating" 1,500 terrorists in a single blast.

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      1. Brandon Heer‏ @Brand0saurusrex 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        worst part is this isn't a gag article

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