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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Apr 2017

    ‘There Are No Good Options In Syria,’ Sighs Man Who Has Devoted 12 Minutes Of Research To Topic http://trib.al/b6VNiFS pic.twitter.com/4GrL22FhdJ

    9:55 AM - 13 Apr 2017
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    • Megan Drk 🌹 NOLA Michael Sands - Marco #8 Jets Fan 💀skelunaton💀 frank J #BoricuaSkipBayless
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      2. rick‏ @rick1v 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        11 minutes more than POTUS

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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      1. Leandro Oliva‏Verified account @lmoliva_ 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is that a mock turtleneck tshirt? are we supposed to just accept that

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      1. Matt C‏ @MatthewCrocker2 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the same amount of time Trump spends researching topics. Huh.....

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      2. dj pendejo‏ @thogmm 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @trithton

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      3. rig slammer  ™️‏ @trithton 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @thogmm @TheOnion

        😂

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      1. Michael Walker‏ @micwalker 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @stades44

        #THANKYOUSCOTT

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      1. M‏ @mrummenie 13 Apr 2017
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        ...and who now serves as National Security Advisor to Presidunce #Trump

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      1. Caitlin‏ @ThereWillBStars 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like Trump.

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      1. Corey 🤬Reynolds‏Verified account @coreyreynoldsLA 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      1. Rainy  ☔‏ @InvisibleAshera 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @spicninja

        There isn't. Every world leader is an oppressive, greedy, oligarchy serving monster.

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      1. Scott LoPiccolo‏ @slopiccolo21 13 Apr 2017
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        @MrsGeeLo

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      1. Eric Gandara‏ @Gandi2099 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GrantRumley

        Assad or ISIS pick your poison

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      1. Brian Cronin‏ @jbriancronin 13 Apr 2017
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        @MJquattro @whoneman

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      1. Alexander Wright‏ @RiidiWW 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure there is: send arms and aid to Assad.

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      1. Nuromanca‏ @Nuromanca 13 Apr 2017
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        is about the only news source that makes much sense these days: hope you guys research my unfolding convictions with equal energy.

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      1. Justin "Habeas Corpus" Cody‏ @PakkonenHybrid 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LizMair

        nah too snarky and glib to be funny

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      2. Susan Money‏ @susanemoney 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Susan Money Retweeted JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³º¹

        Breitbart did a puppet show. In 3min or less.https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/852260624876920833 …

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        JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³º¹ @th3j35t3r
        Trump: Feb 2017: "NATO countries should pay their "fair share"" April 2017: "NATO is NO LONGER obsolete" That was quick. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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      3. Susan Money‏ @susanemoney 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @susanemoney @TheOnion

        Susan Money Retweeted Susan Money

        Btw could you please cover this totally made up comedy of cybererrors: What if all your trollbot profiles are fundy?https://twitter.com/susanemoney/status/848378819216003072 …

        Susan Money added,

        Susan Money @susanemoney
        Replying to @susanemoney @bipolarlioness and 6 others
        I wonder if there are any cases of bots becoming so entrenched in fundy culture that they accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord & Savior.
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