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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Apr 2017

    Man Googles Matt Damon's Address Because, Well, He's Crazy And Wants To Murder Him http://trib.al/i6CXH9J pic.twitter.com/mrNbtl8LeA

    8:27 PM - 12 Apr 2017
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    23 replies 290 retweets 1,411 likes
      1. tess‏ @MsTessMcGill 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bit too close to truth to be funny. SM is full of crazies

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      2. Sam Campbell‏ @sam_samcampbell 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @merejh9

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      3. Meredith‏ @merejh9 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @sam_samcampbell @TheOnion

        that's so cool they wrote an article about you

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      4. Sam Campbell‏ @sam_samcampbell 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @merejh9 @TheOnion

        I know right

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      1. Steven Pedersen‏ @Pedersen9Steven 12 Apr 2017
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        Jimmy Kimmel gave him the address

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      1. Drew's a Daddy!‏ @NiceDrewishFela 12 Apr 2017
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        You know @jimmykimmel would be the primary suspect.

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      1. Sean Kelly‏ @spkelly 12 Apr 2017
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        That's easy. Matt Damon. Mars.

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      1. skot‏ @LilScahty 12 Apr 2017
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        @Kenziekinz2395

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      1. (ReadBioFirst) George‏ @Unsportingiam 12 Apr 2017
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        Tell man to stand in line or take a number.😆

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      1. Capt. Loadstar‏ @nicholaslue 12 Apr 2017
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        Not funny

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      1. Johи Sтeмрle™  🥑‏ @carver76 12 Apr 2017
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        Hey, this actor was on Girls this week!

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      1. Stephanie Young‏ @foxhavens 13 Apr 2017
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        Got any jobs!! :)

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      1. Drew‏ @psd4fan 13 Apr 2017
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        Who doesn't?

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      1. Paddy B‏ @PaddiiB 13 Apr 2017
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        😬

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      1. RegulatoryCreep‏ @DKWhitaker 13 Apr 2017
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        I think we've all been there, to one degree or another

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      1. Saurav Sharma‏ @SauravS18530053 13 Apr 2017
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        Good bro I like him

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      1. Cynthia Nagle‏ @cynthianagle 13 Apr 2017
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        Hmm, that doesn't LOOK like @jimmykimmel...

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      1. Brian C. Bock‏ @BrianCBock 12 Apr 2017
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        That's fucking awful.

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