At least they're not stupid enough to get tattoos of each others names.
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How on earth did they show that swans showed 'immense' regret, and not only that, the reason why they did. Sorry, but this is total garbage.
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Yes. Yes it is. The Onion is a satire site.
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It's true. I dated a swan once. Mean bastard!
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I'll bet they regret their abortions too.
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I bet not.
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*This does not apply to the rare 2 "N" Swann
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Also, dolphins are "rapey."
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