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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Apr 2017

    Sean Spicer Given Own Press Secretary To Answer Media’s Questions About His Controversial Statements http://trib.al/o1ippXe pic.twitter.com/BFvwyMKxBE

    11:59 AM - 12 Apr 2017
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      1. Newburgh‏ @jamesrubyworks 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be getting harder and harder to top actual headlines

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      1. Tracy Rotton‏ @taupecat 12 Apr 2017
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        Tracy Rotton Retweeted The Onion

        When @theonion's satire makes more sense than reality...https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/852234654799233025 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Sean Spicer Given Own Press Secretary To Answer Media’s Questions About His Controversial Statements http://trib.al/o1ippXe  pic.twitter.com/BFvwyMKxBE
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      1. Ponzi'..d‏ @NONOTAGAIN 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GeeGeeAkili

        😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Tony Marshallsay‏ @amarshsa 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @yarotrof

        "Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em..."

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      2. strawmann‏ @gbx500 12 Apr 2017
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        Sean Spicer lacks the self awareness & professionalism to resign #FireSpicer #Trump #WhiteHouse

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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I vote for Kellyanne Conway

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      1. john macdonald‏ @lennon4life1968 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I have to do what!!?? "I quit!!"

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      2. Tupher‏ @lilTupher 12 Apr 2017
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        Is this the beggining of inception?

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      1. Gabrielle Britton‏ @gabieyiye 17 Apr 2017
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        @PhillyD this should not be #fakenews

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      1. cattmysticwomon‏ @cattmysticwomon 17 Apr 2017
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        Because the man is as much a liar and idiot as Trump is

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      1. E B‏ @davidsmamadukes 12 Apr 2017
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        he is trying to say comparisons. Al Assad hurts everyone, at least Hitler had a demographic he was targeting. Not everyone.

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      1. Lauren Mayer‏ @LaurensComedy 12 Apr 2017
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        Epic failures deserve epic songs: "The Ballad Of Sean Spicer"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYd-QYDolQI …

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      1. totalkaos‏ @totalkaos000 12 Apr 2017
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        @devengus at which point the sec of the sec will refer back to the secretary when asked difficult questions.

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      1. Susan Leibel‏ @LeibelSusan 12 Apr 2017
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        Mr. Spicer is unavailable because he is back in Junior High School remedial history class

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      1. Bianca Ferrari‏ @supadupabianc 12 Apr 2017
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        @Nick_Offerman the guy is a tosser as we say in gb #knob

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