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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Apr 2017

    Study: People Far Away From You Not Actually Smaller http://trib.al/fhu3dvs pic.twitter.com/M4anaE2JVF

    5:03 AM - 12 Apr 2017
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    52 replies 1,139 retweets 3,301 likes
      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Kids In The Hall taught that it makes head crushing easier....pic.twitter.com/GnGqkWCePr

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      2. Peter Wilson‏ @peter_jwilson 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wtL5FqmeIe

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      2. Mark Vent‏ @MarkVent 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to wonder why the frisbee was getting bigger ... then it hit me.

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Drew's a Daddy!‏ @NiceDrewishFela 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EAuw8BmcJf

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      1. SOS Doctor Housecall‏ @SOSHousecall 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KPCCofframp

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0 … #FatherTed #perspective #USA

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      1. Rhodri Morgan-Smith‏ @DocRods 12 Apr 2017
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        Only 20 years behind Father Ted doing it more cleverly and funnier .pic.twitter.com/px8V6Dlhjl

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      1. (((Jenniferlayne*)))‏ @Jenniferlayne53 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a good piece on perspective

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      2. Casey‏ @Jose_Consuervo 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is huge if true...

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      3. s427‏ @s427 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Jose_Consuervo @TheOnion

        It's even bigger if you're closer!

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      1. Fongaboo‏ @fongaboo 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As someone who was born without depth perception, I wish to personally thank you for clarifying this.

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      1. Brian Fegan‏ @Brian__Tweets 12 Apr 2017
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        @Leftoutside15 I'm dissapointed in the onion for stealing this joke

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      1. Chris Angell‏ @notthemindfreak 12 Apr 2017
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        Princeton is once again at the forefront of scientific research.

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      1. Khalid Nigh‏ @Eternal0Star 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I call bull. Next you're going to try and perpetuate the lie that there is a "horizon" I've never been there, it's always further away.

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      1. Miguel Gurrea (El Planeta Génesis)‏ @Xene1042 12 Apr 2017
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        No shit!!!

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      1. Sedary Raymaker‏ @SedaryRaymaker 12 Apr 2017
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        Next you'll tell me things that are behind me are still visible.

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      1. Matthew Salvatore‏ @mattywid 12 Apr 2017
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        And, just like that, Trump's stated policy positions on both Syria & the border wall change 180 degrees. Sean Spicer presser set for noon.

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      1. Tyrell Corp.‏ @anon_gables1 12 Apr 2017
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        Father Ted.

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