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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Apr 2017

    God Admits Humans Not Most Impressive Creation http://trib.al/SuCVcaR pic.twitter.com/DZleCsvbsG

    6:01 AM - 11 Apr 2017
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      1. Steve Connors‏ @stevemc307 11 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LizDolphinfluff

        You can say that again

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      1. Pyur Energy‏ @PyurEnergy 11 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God(s) isn't/aren't a most/very impressive/positive creation of humanity ;-(~ Positively ! ;-)lol

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      1. Lai Frances‏ @laifrncs 12 Apr 2017
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        @kathydeo LMFAO.

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      1. God‏ @theOGfromtheOT 11 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's about time someone reported on this! I've only been saying it since Adam!

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      1. Kenneth‏ @Kennydenney 11 Apr 2017
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        @hemantmehta did he tweet that?

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      1. sheera baneesha‏ @SheeriBaneesha 11 Apr 2017
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        Geez;; Even those grubs under rocks are more glorious than Trump and his cabinet and family. For impressive humans, 1) Dalai Llama, 2) oh..

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 11 Apr 2017
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        Atheist virtue signaling 101

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      1. G_‏ @grasan00 11 Apr 2017
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        Go figure.

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      1. Paul Niemeyer‏ @PaulNiemeyer1 11 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too bad this wasn't tweeted before last night, when I was teaching Shelley's "Mont Blanc@. . .

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      1. R Douglas Hosler‏ @RdouglasHosler 11 Apr 2017
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        well hell, I knew that

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      1. daniel hull‏ @dannygamereview 11 Apr 2017
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        Reported first by NBC

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      1. eli's dog,farf,is in Heaven‏ @farfnme 11 Apr 2017
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        Those voices in your head again Did it work when they told you lottery #'s? How about Derby winner? Final 4? See a pattern here?

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      2. winds of whimsy‏ @hopesandrea1 11 Apr 2017
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        I read God as Dr Hartman in Family Guy

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      4. winds of whimsy‏ @hopesandrea1 11 Apr 2017
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        Idk why

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