Adult man "could be an orphan"
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@nathanjansen !!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JackRieger I was scrolling through your feed too but this stopped me and I literally started crying lol. -
I had to stop scrolling because I was becoming angry/depressed at how much funnier you are than me
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Well that was nice. Feeling is mutual.
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"On the other hand, I could die tommorow, so it doesn't really matter"
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I love my parents, but I do think of death when I with them. So I enjoy the dinner & plan another in a month or two
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You don't know what you've till it's gone, Morons.
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They're just too damn good to us!
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this is funny, and it is unbelievable how dead on this is to me. I've OBSESSED over this stuff my entire life
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This is the saddest thing ever. Thought you were supposed to be funny?
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"sooo, any ladies in your life now son? I'm impatiently waiting to be a grandparent!"
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So me lmao
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