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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Apr 2017

    5 Things To Know About Bill O’Reillypic.twitter.com/1WouqbZUOo

    5 Things To Know About Bill O’Reilly
    6:25 PM - 8 Apr 2017
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    18 replies 376 retweets 678 likes
      1. Jolene Bray  🌊‏ @jolene_bray 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnJHarwood

        This is hilarious & spot on!😂

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      1. Jim Newman‏ @flint141592653 10 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        O'Reilly is one of the few honest newsmen left in America. It is easy for a woman to claim sexual harassment and get big bucks.

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      1. Christine E‏ @ChristineMarieB 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bill only followed the harrassing behavior of his boss/mentor Roger Ailles. His next book is tentively titled Killing Fox News.

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      1. Vickey Kall‏ @VKHistory 10 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The media could not be played." Clearly, conspiratorial hack from the alt-right.

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      1. wendy medland‏ @wendymedland 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kinda like that, spot on, Onion!

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      1. LindaTpa‏ @LindaTpa 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, he's a pig, ... no insult intended 2 pigs! 🐲🔥🐉👀🌎

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      1. lawrence lebin‏ @lawrencelebin 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SanhoTree

        Does he fly United?

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      1. WeAreAmericansFirst 🇺🇸‏ @Coquii73 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. LilSquirt  🇺🇸‏ @lilsquirt72 12 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gee, if I had no ethics or morals, I would accuse men of sexual harassment so I could get a huge pay out too. But alas, I'm not a scumbag.

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      1. Sara Piatt‏ @SaraPiatt1 9 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it necessary to know ANYTHING about that creep?

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      1. Judy McGee‏ @gee_judy 9 Apr 2017
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        😆😆😆

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      1. Wise Latinas Linked‏ @wiselatinaslink 9 Apr 2017
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        Good one!

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      1. Joe Martin‏ @Joe2016Martin 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnJHarwood

        Harwood understands affairs...,😂😂

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      1. BidenWouldHave1‏ @JackNCokeJNC 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnJHarwood

        Is John Harwood really retweeting the Onion? What is journalism?

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      1. Lesro89‏ @LesroJones 8 Apr 2017
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        will grope for peace and basically any other reason...

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      1. IthinkthereforeIam‏ @GaLiberal 8 Apr 2017
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        Not very instructive.

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