Dear Onion, You're not supposed to be real.
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"Hunts, kills and eats trolls for breakfast". Don't misquote me.
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also had to consult the magic
and his stock broker to make sure he was holding $RTNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Finally, a leader with the cajones to lash out randomly. (That worked out so well in 2003, didn't it?)
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It's not
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I know that... They don't
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@realDonaldTrump is a lier and a traitor! He promised that he won't wage more wars, now he is doing just what Hillary and Barack would do. -
liar* furry typo, sry.
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I retract many of my comments. Specifically regarding
@realDonaldTrump . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU2TapgWl-A …
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I'm having so many problems differentiating what's real news and fake news with this administration.
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That is the intent.
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@TheOnion article is satire. Admin intent is to confuse public w/ changing/conflicting/false statements so we can't keep up/know truth. -
But... but... but...
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Why do I think he decided this on the way to the bathroom?
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