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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Apr 2017

    Assad Vows Swift Retaliation On Syrian Civilians In Response To U.S. Missile Strike http://trib.al/mYiUcV9 pic.twitter.com/g9vTTwQxiL

    11:23 AM - 7 Apr 2017
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      2. Terrence A. McKelvey, CFP®, ChFC®‏ @Terrence_CFP 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's a joke, but probably in poor taste.. A bit soon. Too much graphic video of dead children shown on the news.

        4 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. Morpheus Prime‏ @ckirnon 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Terrence_CFP @TheOnion

        No, reality has just become so ridiculous that it has finally caught up with onion satire.

        1 reply 6 retweets 46 likes
      4. Terrence A. McKelvey, CFP®, ChFC®‏ @Terrence_CFP 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ckirnon @TheOnion

        truth

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. o.o‏ @LanoomAES 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i thought this was the onion, not reuters

        0 replies 4 retweets 11 likes
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      1. (((kate)))‏ @MaryKateClark 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        (((kate))) Retweeted Reuters World

        #NailedIt 😮https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/850425432012967936 …

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        JUST IN: Syrian warplanes take off from air base hit by U.S., carry out strikes in Homs countryside - Syrian observatory for human rights
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      1. Steve Lawrence‏ @SteveLawrence_ 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is in bad taste

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Patrick Duncan‏ @PatrickCDuncan 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sadly this headline is not satirical

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. NightShade  👤‏ @NightShade31415 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Gina‏ @redhed67 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NightShade31415 @TheOnion

        Someone needs to just take him out.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. NightShade  👤‏ @NightShade31415 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @redhed67 @TheOnion

        Not gonna happen. He's protected by Putin and Trump.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For Hitler it was an art school rejection - for this guy the bus driver who once squished his head in the vice-like door.

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      1.  🌈 🤷🏼‍♀️ 👩🏼‍🎤 WeNdY LaDy S. pUmPkInS  ☕️ 🦄 🧡 👻 🎃‏ @NerdRage42 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey. This is seriously in bad taste because....yeah...he's gunna do this.

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      2. Pat‏ @maria_thaler 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So miserable that Onion articles describe the state of affairs more accurately than MSN @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. oburcuk‏ @oburcuk_jill 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @maria_thaler @TheOnion

        And sad that so many people can't understand satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Donald‏ @trumps_twin 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this wasn't 100% accurate, one might call it bad taste. But it is 100% accurate so....

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      1. Non-Elite Elitist‏ @nonelite7 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is what it is. Don't stop being The Onion just because the topic makes us more uncomfortable than it usually does.

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      2.  🇺🇸PAULA 🇺🇸 ELITE T CLEARANCE‏ @Paulalovestruth 27 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealYirmyahFox

        This is #fakenews This is NOT who Assad is. He is going after Isis & Al-Qaeda & al-nusra & rebels & defending the Syrians.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🇺🇸PAULA 🇺🇸 ELITE T CLEARANCE‏ @Paulalovestruth 27 May 2017
        Replying to @Paulalovestruth @TheOnion @RealYirmyahFox

        The Onion is Clinton cartel "bought"

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. David Powers‏ @KingDavidPowers Feb 6
        Replying to @Paulalovestruth @TheOnion @RealYirmyahFox

        ITS SATIRE.....NOT REAL...GET IT! ITS ALL GOOD.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. my cat is smarter than me‏ @silk_tongue 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MazMHussain

        Unfortunately this isn't satire

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