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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Apr 2017

    Trump Confident U.S. Military Strike On Syria Wiped Out Russian Scandal http://trib.al/JTT6w8S pic.twitter.com/SZecari78t

    10:06 AM - 7 Apr 2017
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      2. Rolnd Karl Ostheim‏ @RolndKarl 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the perpetrators of the Bowling Green massacre.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Saphia Fleury‏ @SaphiaFleury 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RolndKarl @TheOnion

        Too soon - this is disrespectful. If you're going to make jokes about a massacre, at least wait until it has happened. 😉

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
      4. Rolnd Karl Ostheim‏ @RolndKarl 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SaphiaFleury @TheOnion

        I'm just glad I survived.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. D‏ @DMuddification 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RolndKarl @SaphiaFleury @TheOnion

        Thoughts are with you and those you didn't lose at this difficult time.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Michelle‏ @summerdaze_ 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        welp satire and reality are ~one~ now

        0 replies 4 retweets 50 likes
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      2. Deliver Us From Erica‏Verified account @EricaFails 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sequentialmatt where's the joke tho

        1 reply 2 retweets 57 likes
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      2. Sean Chitwood‏ @darkmane 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @violetblue I wish @TheOnion would stop reporting real news, it makes their satire less funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Vampira Boo  🎃‏Verified account @violetblue 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @darkmane @TheOnion

        I know, right?

        0 replies 8 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Kai‏ @kaiwolfy 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This really isn't a situation to make fun of. #tasteless

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Saphia Fleury‏ @SaphiaFleury 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @kaiwolfy @TheOnion

        Oh, and there's me thinking they'd started reporting the actual news.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. O.G. Bobby Johnson‏ @JaydenGadsden 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dont let THIS distract you from the fact that if you have a structured settlement and you need cash now, call JG Wentworth at 877-Cash-now

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
      3. Chris Meade  🏳️‍🌈‏ @SerPounce_a_Lot 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JaydenGadsden @TheOnion

        What if I have an annuity and I need cash now?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. O.G. Bobby Johnson‏ @JaydenGadsden 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SerPounce_a_Lot @TheOnion

        I would also recommend calling JG Wentworth at 877-CASH-NOW

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Peter Kremer‏ @WolfieCrud 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @yogoldsmith

        Classic diversion move from his Russia troubles at home. Launch $60 million of missiles and #DishonesDonald Trumpov off the hook? Nope!

        2 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
      3. Jeff Goldsmith‏ @yogoldsmith 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @WolfieCrud

        exactly

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. TYWIN LANNISTER (FAN ACCOUNT)‏ @TywinResists 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        its not over till the fat orange toadwart gets it. #impeachment is looming. #russiagate #TheResistance #resist

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      1. Laurentiu Badea‏ @LaurBadea 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when are you guys posting serious news?

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      2. stock trader‏ @stocktradr 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the question is does russia want war with us?

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Emerald City Video  📼 #WeAreGroot‏ @ECV_Podcast 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @stocktradr @TheOnion

        …Why would they need it when they’re already pulling the strings?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. stock trader‏ @stocktradr 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ECV_Podcast @TheOnion

        If It Makes You Happy - Sheryl Crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I …

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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