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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Apr 2017

    Neil Gorsuch Vows To Interpret Constitution Using Scalia’s Original Intent http://trib.al/J13RaiJ pic.twitter.com/30cTKXTpaS

    9:07 AM - 7 Apr 2017
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    19 replies 364 retweets 885 likes
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      2. Charone Frankel‏ @CharoneF 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's just say I would not be surprised if he gets caught with a wide stance in an airport bathroom.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Steve  🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇻🇦‏ @SFlipp 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CharoneF @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8edZPsVYCl

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Charone Frankel‏ @CharoneF 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SFlipp @TheOnion

        Of course!

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      2. Jeff Hedges‏ @ffejhedges 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stolen SCOTUS seat, by an illegitimate POTUS. What happens if Trump fired to prison for reason? Maybe @GorsuchFacts will step down in shame?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. AnselemHo‏ @RealNiggaEmo 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ffejhedges @TheOnion @GorsuchFacts

        Congress is Republican controlled.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jeff Hedges‏ @ffejhedges 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RealNiggaEmo @realEmoSedillo and

        Doesn't matter anyway...No one can remove SCOTUS Justice. He would have to be honorable and resign if Trump is convicted of treason.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. AnselemHo‏ @RealNiggaEmo 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ffejhedges @TheOnion @GorsuchFacts

        he wouldn't resign

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      6. Jeff Hedges‏ @ffejhedges 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RealNiggaEmo @realEmoSedillo and

        Then he would have to live with the shame of being the first illegitimate justice, placed by the first illegitimate and treasonous​ POTUS.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. AnselemHo‏ @RealNiggaEmo 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ffejhedges @TheOnion @GorsuchFacts

        the Democrats would vote yes to impeach Trump. But the Republicans would vote no.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Jeff Hedges‏ @ffejhedges 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RealNiggaEmo @realEmoSedillo and

        If Trump cooperated with the Russian hackers, then he will go to prison for treason. It won't matter what the sellout Republicans vote.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. AnselemHo‏ @RealNiggaEmo 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ffejhedges @TheOnion @GorsuchFacts

        Mike Pence is basically the same as my President.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahaha it's funny because it's terrifying

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      1. Richard Jones‏ @raj337693 7 Apr 2017
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        Hopefully the notoriousRBG will set him straight on day 1

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      1. Biden’s Embrace‏ @reagansghost 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JamieRJN

        Which would be the intent of the founders, so all good yeah? I know you guys don't like or understand the constitution....you should read it

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      1. Terri‏ @TMMPHISH 7 Apr 2017
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        i'm quite sure it's a coincidence that we bomb Syria right before the Republicans did this. #Wagthedog

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      2. Paul King‏ @hyprsnic 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        getting more difficult to distinguish news from joke

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      2. destani‏ @banananamana 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        life is hard when you have to really guess if this is satire anymore

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      2. Dan Buckley‏ @DanBuckley9272 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gorsuch original content, back to 3/5's citizenship, no rights for women, no care for the disabled Only rich property owner to have rights

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