Pssst... don't stare but his head looks like a butt.
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I heard in Oklahoma the reason the government wants everybodys DNA. To find Aliens living amongist us.pic.twitter.com/50NyULDRhr
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They like to wave.
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Yes the aliens being abducted and sent to Mexico know their employers all too well
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It's OK, we're building a wall!
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Xargon is gonna pay for it!
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some of those alien encounters and bright lights also come from over probing. Searching for answers to the meaning of life has
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a potentialy inverse side effect. Becoming the alien and leaving this world.
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This is 5ever my favorite onion post. Idk why it makes me laugh so much every time i see it
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Papa?
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Is that perhaps why there are so many superficial and vain people in the world? Are they full of Alien eggs? (3/3).
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If so, where are those eggs and why do not they let us see them? (2/2).
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It's very difficult for me to believe that the aliens come here to lay eggs. (1/3).
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I thought the last time it happened they seemed familiar, they took my last role of paper towels to
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The same drawing is everywhere. It's a joke .be around for years Hollywood did it.
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