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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Apr 2017

    Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been http://trib.al/zZ8L6WS pic.twitter.com/RlWkK3M1jg

    11:05 AM - 6 Apr 2017
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      2. John G.‏ @GlobalJG 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The guy was right... those walkways are too darn slow & clogged with people who think they have a license to just stop walking...

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Mantaur Fan‏ @MantaurFan 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GlobalJG @TheOnion

        Try saying "excuse me." People don't need a license to stop walking

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. John G.‏ @GlobalJG 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MantaurFan @TheOnion

        We defer & ask for pardon all the time, that doesn't speed up or unclog the walkways. Just let guy bypass in peace!

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Mantaur Fan‏ @MantaurFan 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GlobalJG @TheOnion

        Ok, I'm not trying to call you a liar right now, but....I can't think of any way to finish this sentence. (jk 🙂)

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Pierce Smith‏ @PierceSmith03 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ColetteNoel22

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      1. Woot  🚁‏ @WootpoolTheMad 6 Apr 2017
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        I like to race the people on them!

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      1. Matt Blair‏ @Matthew__Blair 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know you travel too much when your first thought is "that's not a picture of LAX..."

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 6 Apr 2017
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        It's not too late to go back.

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      2. Dio Era Sabbath‏ @dioerasabbath 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me my first time at ATL but with the tram.

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      2. grave ROB-er‏ @RDW0409 1 May 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Stexe

        It’s funny bc I ran into your 3DS Mii in air transit somewhere between Philly and Rome (I’m “Espresso Plz” Rob, howzitgoin)

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      3. Stefan Lopuszanski‏ @Stexe 1 May 2017
        Replying to @RDW0409 @TheOnion

        Neat. Was that like a month ago? I was flying to Canada.

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      4. grave ROB-er‏ @RDW0409 2 May 2017
        Replying to @Stexe

        Don’t think so, unless I’ve been sending Miis to the line a lot more than I think I have. Who knows with these things, though! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      1. Andrew Cardinal‏ @CaptCardinal70 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even though I saw @TheOnion, this still sounds like something @BuzzFeed would publish

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      1. Anders Eigen‏ @AndersEigen 6 Apr 2017
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        "realizing that, alas, he must [proceed] down the carpeted corridor on his own two feet..." THAT CORRIDOR IS NOT CARPETED #FakeNews

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      1. Blake Olson  🇺🇸 🇮🇱‏ @SocalBlake 6 Apr 2017
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        Probably a #hipster

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      1. Aaron‏ @roneman90 6 Apr 2017
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        @World_Wide_Wob

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