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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Apr 2017

    Man Detained At Airport Even Though He Considers Himself A Citizen Of The Worldpic.twitter.com/TnIJ0WrGBq

    8:34 AM - 6 Apr 2017
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    21 replies 357 retweets 1,052 likes
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      2. Pat_toots‏ @Pat_toots 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This guy is an idiot. I like free spirit & I see where is going with this. But in these times, did he really think this would work? Come on

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. JR‏ @DuelingFatties1 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Pat_toots @TheOnion

        You do realize this is satire right? But even so there are people that actually think this way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. 2 Balls And A Strike‏ @FakeArtCritic 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @DuelingFatties1 @Pat_toots @TheOnion

        A lot of satire is used to get people to express themselves....which he did. Why does that bother you when they do?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. JR‏ @DuelingFatties1 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @FakeArtCritic @Pat_toots @TheOnion

        Never said it did. Just pointed it out cus people sometimes believe the Onion... which is pretty funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. 2 Balls And A Strike‏ @FakeArtCritic 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @DuelingFatties1 @Pat_toots @TheOnion

        Of course...

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      1. Aisling‏ @AWitchResister 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol at people reacting like this isn't the Onion.

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      2. Chloe‏ @Marmite___ 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JOELCAlRO made me think of u

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      4. Chloe‏ @Marmite___ 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JOELCAlRO @TheOnion

        Cos I feel like this is the type of person that u would love to mock

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      6. Chloe‏ @Marmite___ 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JOELCAlRO @TheOnion

        Nah mate I think if you ever acted like this you'd punch yourself in the face 😅

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Charlottew‏ @Charlottew 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Stuttercut

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      1. Christopher Powers‏ @CPowers14 6 Apr 2017
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        @robbiehall22

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      1. 2 Balls And A Strike‏ @FakeArtCritic 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ?? Because this "pale blue dot" has evil people in it, we must all abide by certain rules whether we agree w/ them or not. So.....

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      1. Michael‏ @MrOldTiredBeat 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If some idiot chooses to create problems where none should exist, he deserves whatever he gets. Let him get on a Hyde Park soapbox!

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      2. Dr. P. Cabrera‏ @nash14cabrera 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump is the root cause of that! Totally unacceptable!!!

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      3. Michael‏ @MrOldTiredBeat 8 Apr 2017
        Replying to @nash14cabrera @TheOnion

        What is unacceptable is that an alleged intelligent professional should post such a specious childish remark. I fear for your patients.

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