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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Apr 2017

    Hell Now A Thriving Epicenter Of Gay Culture http://trib.al/fd9uhJW pic.twitter.com/pAZZSmt3mD

    8:03 PM - 5 Apr 2017
    • 917 Retweets
    • 2,679 Likes
    • eerie teen croc sensation Volkan Topalli DIXIE CHICKS FAN ACCOUNT The Real Kim Shady Kurt Lawrence Brendan Sackett ISO_ knee
    26 replies 917 retweets 2,679 likes
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      2. CC Love, PhD‏ @cclovephd 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hell So Lit! from @moistbuddhapic.twitter.com/WXTTBQnBX7

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Ace Defective‏ @GossSean42 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @cclovephd @TheOnion @moistbuddha

        But that's 9/12 of my favorite things!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Tamela DeSersa‏ @TamelaD 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GossSean42 @cclovephd and

        Yoga pants is my favorite on the list. Like what happened to this guy that he thinks yoga pants are hell sent. Some freak yoga accident?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Moderate Democrat‏ @ModerateDem_ 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TamelaD @GossSean42 and

        Even made the top line.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. David Washington‏ @puretos777 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus is the cure for a broken heart. I know many people are gay because of what happens to them, but somethings got to change

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Dead to this fandom  🎃‏ @arcturax 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @puretos777 @TheOnion

        Maybe if we stop teaching judgemental fantasy as reality to kids there would be less killing in the world.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1.  ⛩ Juan P  ⛩‏ @JuanP1087 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a good time to invest in hell. I can see it now "House Hunters Hell Edition" 😂🔥

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. FremenDar‏ @FremenDar 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        7/10. Work on your Photoshop a bit more. Composition is a bit off.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Dakota McMillan  🐢‏ @dakotaqmcmillan 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @FremenDar @TheOnion

        How would one make it better? I actually want to know :p

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. FremenDar‏ @FremenDar 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @dakotaqmcmillan @TheOnion

        Maybe random mythological and folklorish creatures associated with hell playing poker in the background? THEN TOO MUCH PHOTOSHOP!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. secondopinionpundits‏ @sopundits 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Homosexuality is the work of the devil. Fact check.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. EᑌᖇEKᗩ ꉓꍏ꓄‏ @yuricat125 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @sopundits @TheOnion

        Yes the devil made me love someone

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. michelle (choo choo)‏ @ishipitlikefedx 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @yuricat125 @sopundits @TheOnion

        Preach

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. OcTopherfest ™️‏ @Toph_Diggity 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So now @TheOnion just takes pics of @frippletown and claims it's due to gay culture. Sad.

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      1. WireframeJesse‏ @WeeabooJudas 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not hell, that's Fire Island.

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      2. Mason‏ @aintwesomething 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Laugh now but keep rubbing pees pees together and BAM!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Mason‏ @aintwesomething 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @remymarcchris @TheOnion

        It's injaculant...and yes

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation

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