Luckily, noticed this was Onion before I humiliated myself.
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Plot twist: shoots up a school.
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Does he sparkle also?
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Daring!
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@STLsherpa Happy Now Here?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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a love triangle between her cousin, best friend and a triangle. The story unfolds soon after the protagonist leaves the authors
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train of thought to be alone as there were to many other characters in the authors mind. The protagonist drops I'm and out of the
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plot as she gives the author a regular headache trying to explain why she is in all the bathroom scenes brushing her teeth.
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is the main characters name "Sandy Beans"? if not, why?
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Wasn't there one from James Patterson about a billionaire senior citizen also a loaner solves crimes from inside a large white house
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!!NBDB!! - Never. Been. Done. Before. - You crazy for this one
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